Sue Burke (mount_oregano) wrote,
Sue Burke

A joke from Russia

I heard it on the radio this morning told by the Russian correspondent for Spanish National Radio.

Bush calls up Putin and says: "I'm tired of hanging chads and butterfly ballots and all that. I want to win the next election like you do."

Putin replies: "No problem. I'll send over a guy and he'll take care of it for you."

But on election night, Bush calls up Putin again. "Your guy didn't work out here at all! United Russia just won."
Tags: humor

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