Stuff White People Like: #99 Grammar

... If you wish to gain the respect of a white person, it’s probably a good idea that you find an obscure and debated grammar rule such as the "Oxford Comma" and take a firm stance on what you believe is correct. This is seen as more productive and forward thinking than simply stating your anger at the improper use of 'it’s."...

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/